‘All white people are either allergic to/or have stopped eating everything you consider delicious. … You will be trapped in their dietary restrictions and they will be trapped with the contents of your kitchen. You can mediate this situation by stocking your pantry with dozens of complicated and expensive snacks. Or you could take the easy way out and just buy a tub of hummus. All white people like hummus. Stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
I had no idea!